技术宅用百度首页来表白的技巧

2014年5月13日 MK Window 0 阅读 3447次

有一天突发奇想，我要是能用我学的程序员技术给女朋友来表白的话，那岂不是高端大气上档次。

想到就立马去做，首先想到的是更改hosts文件，将浏览器的主页更改为自己设计的网页。

国内的女同学一般用百度首页，于是我就自己仿做了一个百度首页，具体的效果如下面：

是不是看起来高大上，当然最后我失败了，程序员怎么可能会有女朋友呢？

但是为了广大屌丝朋友的福利，我现在将这些代码给贴出来，就算有一个人成功了，我也是深藏功与名。

其中更改hosts文件的步骤请自行百度，这里为止不够就不详解了。

代码预览

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由于预览代码的功能属于本人原创，虽然解决了自动加p和br的bug，但还是有很多小问题的。比如说会将<=变成< = ，这样子js就会报错，所以没法运行，上面的代码我已经做过优化，以匹配我的代码预览功能，如果懂代码的可以自行修改。

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